mozilla-firefucks:

COUGHING BABY IS BRAZILIAN

pien-art:

two beginnings , moiraine’s training at the white tower <3

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nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands

scramratz:

fuckysuckybrigade:

Legendary horror manga artist Junji Ito loved the Barbie movie (x)

greelin:

greelin:

need to be here rn

heaven is a place on earth with you….

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

neoretrobibliomartini-x:

that-wanton-housewife:

nerdygaymormon:

Having held the hands of dozens of dying people I absolutely relate to this. Live your truth; be open, be kind, be brave. Love as hard as you fucking can.

Dogen put it this way: “Let me respectfully remind you: life and death are of supreme importance. Time swiftly passes by and opportunity is lost. Each of us should strive to awaken. Awaken! Take heed. Do not squander your life.”

peacozy:

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

danzigmcfly:

beardedmrbean:

Outsmarted by an orange cat, how embarrassing

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

henstomper:

reblog this post to fire Guided Missiles at the person you reblogged it from

shoomlah:

pseudonymjones:

a king is drowning in piss. can you match 3 hard enough to save his wretched live

I feel like I accidentally designed this as one of fake games for the Steam Summer Sale last year

basinke:

elodieunderglass:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn’t need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn’t require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

You’re so right. Say more

Double fuck subscription models for things you used to just buy. I’m not subscribing to the little word Tetris game I like. I will pay you 2, 5, or 10 $ ONCE. I am not adding Word Welder to my list of monthly bills like water and gas.